Here is literally the only reality TV show element that the GOP forgot to include in its debates

Having a former Playboy model bring out an urn with the candidates’ names in it. Best quote:

Interviewed by the Cadena Tres TV network, Orayen said the production team gave her instructions to wear a long, white dress, but she picked it up from her own closet.

“It was my only choice for a long dress. I didn’t think it would reveal as much or cause this much scandal,” she said. “I learned I like myself better when I’m covered up.”

She has a point. My only dress clothes are a jockstrap and a tie. I hate that I always forget how distracting that can be at board meetings.

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